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Known more often for this song than any other, Nilsson won his...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:55:59 -0400

Known more often for this song than any other, Nilsson won his first Grammy award for a song he did not write– his cover of Fred Neil’s “Everybody’s Talkin’,” which was later famously featured in the film Midnight Cowboy.

“Me and My Arrow” from The Point!, a concept...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:17:30 -0400

“Me and My Arrow” from The Point!, a concept album about a boy named Oblio, the only round-headed person in a pointed village, where by law everyone and everything had to have a point. Written by Harry Nilsson, it was later turned into both an animated film (seen here), and a musical.

“I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, ‘Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn’t, then there’s a point to it.’” – Harry Nilsson

Harry Nilsson performs “Jump Into the Fire” (with...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:37:00 -0400

Harry Nilsson performs “Jump Into the Fire” (with Keith Moon) in the film Son of Dracula, produced by and also starring Ringo Starr.

Plot Synopsis: “Due to be crowned King of the Netherworld by his mentor Merlin the Magician at a monster’s convention, Count Downe, the son of Count Dracula, falls in love with the beautiful but human Amber and finds himself in conflict with Baron Frankenstein who is vying for the same honorary title.”

alisonanon: I was 12 the first time I came to New York City and I saw all this scaffolding in Times...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 14:10:01 -0400

alisonanon:

I was 12 the first time I came to New York City and I saw all this scaffolding in Times Square and I said, “Mom what’s all that construction?” and she said “They’re building the city.”

And I was like, “When will they be done?” and she said “Never.”

And she was right because this stupid city will never be done.

Photo

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 18:23:16 -0400

Video

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:01:50 -0400

Photo

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:13:06 -0400

theonion: Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal...

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:30:21 -0400

theonion:

Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself

whitewhine: Woman Calls 911 Over Wrong Burger King...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 11:19:15 -0400

whitewhine:

Woman Calls 911 Over Wrong Burger King Order

Everyone, stop making fun of my mom please.

theonion: Residents Of Indiana Join Together To Form Collective...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 13:05:01 -0400

theonion:

Residents Of Indiana Join Together To Form Collective Consciousness

The federal government has reportedly approached the developing situation carefully, especially after President Obama’s requests to speak with Indiana governor Mitch Daniels were met with the response “There is no more Gov. Mitch Daniels. Indiana is Gov. Mitch Daniels. Gov. Mitch Daniels is Indiana.”

More.

Jimmy Dore, Stefane Zamorano, and Todd Glass talk about The...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:16:00 -0400

Jimmy Dore, Stefane Zamorano, and Todd Glass talk about The Comfort Wipe commercial on the 100th episode of Comedy and Everything Else. Todd’s laugh alone could be recorded and distributed to depressed people everywhere for prescribed listening.

For more Comedy and Everything Else, check them out here.

“‘Express Yourself’ is Diplo’s first...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 12:15:00 -0400

“‘Express Yourself’ is Diplo’s first time out in the well established universe of New Orleans Bounce Music. This explosive collaboration with new generation Bounce rapper Nicky Da B, protege of Big Freedia and Katey Red, reaches across the gap between the Hip Hop origins of Bounce and the club hits he’s consistently delivered in the past. Nicky Da B’s musically percussive style, featuring lyricism reminiscent of the Caribbean origins of New Orleans music, finesses the beat, creating maddening textures that bring Diplo’s production to a boil. Express Yourself takes club music back below the waist, where it works best, and brings a bit of the Dirty Dirty to the polished world of electronic dance music.”

Watch the video also, but not at work.

kellyconaboy: This is for my friend Alison, who asked for...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:21:00 -0500

kellyconaboy:

This is for my friend Alison, who asked for photos from people’s senior proms. I wanted to share this photo even though unfortunately (just kidding, VERY fortunately) this is not from my senior prom, but my freshman semi. Note the similarities between my outfit and Alison’s outfit, but also, please, note the differences.

Did you ask Baby Kramer or did Baby Kramer ask you?

alisonanon: andykabel: Here you go Alison. This is from some...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:22:16 -0500

alisonanon:

andykabel:

Here you go Alison. This is from some formal- not prom. Note Paul Dickover. I am doing my best “Leno.”

Oh. My. God. Your “Leno” looks more like a middle-aged lesbian.

Leno and/or Patton Oswalt.

Here you go Alison. This is from some formal- not prom. Note...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 16:55:30 -0500

Here you go Alison. This is from some formal- not prom. Note Paul Dickover. I am doing my best “Leno.”

theonion: Romney’s Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 12:30:00 -0500

theonion:

Romney’s Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins Flaunting His Wealth

Our War for the White House: Super Tuesday 2012 coverage.

findvegan: Sweet Maple Walnut Bread… Try not to eat the whole...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 11:31:26 -0500

findvegan:

Sweet Maple Walnut Bread… Try not to eat the whole loaf!

Ok I will try!

Our first episode of 2012’s War for the Whitehouse is out...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 14:03:59 -0500

Our first episode of 2012’s War for the Whitehouse is out TODAY.

Talking Shop

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:40:48 -0500

Tyler: toodeloo. not sure what I will do, but I am on a tight budget ATM (AT THE MOMENT/AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE)

I made these Downton Abbey valentines.

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:00:58 -0500

I made these Downton Abbey valentines.